Friday, March 11, 2005
Continuons dans la joie et la bonne humeur... et surtout dans le même état d'esprit poétique, raffiné et ... hem hem alcoolique (?!?) avec...
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
ahhhh souvenirs .... (sigh!!!)
Thursday, March 10, 2005
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live,how you got here, and where you've come from.
(Ca rappelle quelque chose à quelqu'un ?!?)
(Ca rappelle quelque chose à quelqu'un ?!?)
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Définition du jour :
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am in the morning
Pour continuer sur la journée de la femme (oui je sais j'ai un jour de retard) voici un petit poeme...
T'inquiète pas maman je te le traduirai bientôt.
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewellry's best. (preferably Tiffany?)
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!?!
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
T'inquiète pas maman je te le traduirai bientôt.
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewellry's best. (preferably Tiffany?)
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!?!
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
Ah oui au fait hier 8 Mars c'était la journée de la femme!!!
Alors Mesdames, n'oubliez pas une règle d'or...
Que faire quand votre mari court dans le jardin?!?
Continuez à tirer (et essayez de mieux viser) !!!!
Alors Mesdames, n'oubliez pas une règle d'or...
Que faire quand votre mari court dans le jardin?!?
Continuez à tirer (et essayez de mieux viser) !!!!
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Bon, comme je peux le constater, mon blog attire toujours autant de monde.... (lol)
Oui oui je sais je n'ai que peu de choses intéressantes à raconter...
Je commence donc aujourd'hui non pas une grève de la faim (quoique ça me ferait pas de mal); mais un marathon des définitions....
Une définition par jour... Vous verrez, elles sont très spirituelles ...
La première ..
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Rdv demain pour une autre !
Oui oui je sais je n'ai que peu de choses intéressantes à raconter...
Je commence donc aujourd'hui non pas une grève de la faim (quoique ça me ferait pas de mal); mais un marathon des définitions....
Une définition par jour... Vous verrez, elles sont très spirituelles ...
La première ..
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
Rdv demain pour une autre !
